know any jokes?

[Rob Flinn]

Ron Chestna 89 years of age was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Ron replied,
"I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Ron replied, "That would be my wife."

 

[pucho812]

Do you know why a gun is better then a wife?

You can put a silencer on a gun.

 

[pucho812]

Photo of mark twain laying down the bass on Tom Sawyer

 

[pucho812]

I poured root beer in a square glass, now I just have beer.