Wavebourn
I have read most of this thread and I don't understand what your issue with the real Schoeps circuit is.
The issue is usage of emitter followers in hope they will perform like a transformer. I am going to build a box for such widely available output to make it happy, i.e. supply enough of current and provide high enough input impedance.
About 25 years ago I've designed a railway communications system that consisted of power amp (600W output), many horn speakers on poles, and microphones with buttons on that poles. Originally, it had mic transformers, but I decided to go electronically and implemented something similar to Shoeps' mic amp. I've ended up with distortions and parasitics, but the idea was to save costs for better sound quality without expensive transformers. Supplied by enough of current and loaded by high impedance it may give a decent sound, but a need for such symmetrical output to drive a box on a short cable is questionable.
Did you consider open collector (or open destination tyhat is simplier) outputs powered by a phantom power?
For example, couple of JFETs with a Zener in sources, the rest of amp (and capsule's CD/DC converter) is powered from this Zener?
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