Well. I hope we all get to Fucking one day. I heard it's a very pleasurable experience. But for those that can't afford the international fares, you can get straight to business here in the USA. See Climax, MI it's a calm and rush like nothing you've ever felt. A feeling that just warrants a cigarette when it's done. Come and see us today.
There's a town in Germany called hässlich - which means Ugly !!
That made me laugh, a few places in England too, such as
"Little snoring" and "upper/lower slaughter" !!!
There are some strange place names in South Carolina:
North, South Carolina (which is clearly in the southern half of the state)
Due West, South Carolina (which isn't due west of anything in particular)
Central, South Carolina (in the NW of the state--I lived there for a year when in grad school)
Fingerville
Carolina (can we be more redundant?)
Ketchuptown
Playcards
Hand
Pumpkintown (played a weird frat party gig at a horse farm there once)
Climax