The $499 Denon Ethernet Cable

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Consul

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http://www.usa.denon.com/ProductDetails/3429.asp

Link found via Slashdot:

http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/06/15/009216

Please tell me this is someone taking the piss.
 
Normal Ethernet cable doesn't have woven jacketing - that has to be worth at least some hundreds :wink:

Best regards,

Mikkel C. Simonsen
 
Points to note/price reasoning
1)Denon shouldn't employ partially sighted "proof readers" - price should say $4.99
2)Wait for the next variant - here's a quote :))
"The Ultra special model is a limited run (only 100,000 WILL be sold - place your orders NOW!), model that builds on the legendary standard model but utilising ferrite beads, YES WE ALL SAY FERRITE BEADS, to totally eliminate noise from your ENTIRE HIFI SYSTEM. This will eliminate ALL frequencies from DC to LIGHT - just close your eyes and you are "transported" to within your own anechoic chamber! Our new copper purification process has enabled us to use the finest OFC available to mankind. We have somehow managed to attain somthing beyond 100% pure copper - not even 150% BUT 173% PURE COPPER!! We even managed 175% PUREST COPPER but we have added something a "little special". That "something special" is the inclusion of 2% ancient gold obtained from the smelting of religious Inca and Aztec artifacts. This gives you an added bonus that you AND your beaded cable are protected by ancient spirits and any sound passing through the cable will sound heavenly for now and evermore - well beyond the afterlife!
As stated earlier - this is a limited offer (as there are no more ancient religous artifacts to smelt, at present), SO HURRY - WHILE STOCKS LAST - ONLY $19,999.99

:shock: :shock: :shock:
 

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