crying with laughter at this one.

Sorry folks, I'm not a big spammer of jokes, but when I read a good one, and it hits me at the right time... I have to share:



Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him.

Mick says 'how you doin?'

Paddy says ' do us a favour, nip upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.'

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed .

He says 'your dad's sent me up here to shag the both of you '.

They say 'get away with ya.. prove it.'

Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?'

Paddy shouts back 'of course both of em, what's the point of f##kin one?'

oh british humor! :green: :green:

That goes in the permanent collection!

What's the difference between having GUTS and having BALLS?

Guts:

Coming home after a night with the boys with lipstick on your collar, reeking of beer and perfume, to find your wife waiting at the door with a broom and asking her if she's cleaning or going out for a ride.

Balls:

Coming home after a night with the boys with lipstick on your collar, reeking of beer and perfume, to find your wife waiting at the door and spanking her on the ass on your way in as you proclaim, "you're next chubby!".