Ooh ooh ooh I need one of those! The feature set looks pretty incredible for something costing $75!
* 8-bit max sample depth, 1-bit minimum.
* 20kHz (or so, user adjustable) max sample rate, no minimum.
* 512k SRAM, about 26 seconds (minimum) or sample time.
* Big, versatile 6 button, 7 knob, 8 LED user interface. For Cavemen.
* Even more big and versatile full MIDI control in and out capability. Fully sequenceable. For people who use Live and general bespectacled electronic music nerds.
* Sample banking -- multi-timbral recording, playback and audio processing across all banks.
* Sample multiplication, XOR, ABS, and all sorts of other weird sample processing and cross-modulation.
* Real time overdubbing.
* Preferences saved in permanent memory.
* Hackable analog clock source which can be syncronized to other synths.
* Non-Hackable crystal clock source which will always do Exactly What You Tell it.
* Programmable clock jitter, bit rate reduction, aliasing, and sample clock errors all adjustable in real time.
* All the normal backwards masking and half time and typical sampling features common to many commercial samplers.
* On-The-Fly Granular reconstruction of samples.
* Full pitch control of samples.
* Self test mode for debugging.
* 2.8Hz-357kHz frequency response (measured).
* Sub-audible noise floor.
* Looks nerdy and attracts people with stringy hair. Possibly bad skin.