Get the roof of your mouth back up in your face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N97iKNdfVTs&feature=player_embedded

"No problem man" is so my next ring tone. 

I find that the Newman U-87 often causes my epiglottis to fall out of my mouth.  The only thing that fixes this is to use a $7000 Gefftell mic.  That sucker jumps right back in, and it goes form like arrragg wraaal larrrgh back to la la la.

Even more ridiculous are some of the responses to his video.  They are worth a look.  Morons admonishing a moron.

1-2-3-4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK_j2LE07G0&feature=player_embedded


http://arkanamusic.wordpress.com/2009/03/29/austin-mcbride-expert/

the fact he can play one thing and think another, he should be a drummer


he strikes again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcaYhGEzKD8&feature=related

When your playing 5/4 time it doesn't matter what you play as long as you count 5.

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all the years I have been doing it all wrong. ;D

I didn't know that Paul Newman ever made microphones !!

Is that guy a bit "ILL" in the head or what ?

MM.

lassoharp said:

1-2-3-4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK_j2LE07G0&feature=player_embedded


http://arkanamusic.wordpress.com/2009/03/29/austin-mcbride-expert/

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Man ! I'm laughing my ass off !!!! Hahahaha, brilliant !

When your playing 5/4 time it doesn't matter what you play as long as you count 5.

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all the years I have been doing it all wrong. ;D
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Me too (for about 30 years or so)-but the whole life a process of learning and learning and......

Cheers,

Udo.

BTW:My band and i did some tunes in 7/8-maybe this guy can make a video-lesson of that?
As a hinto not count it-simply clap on the prime numbers ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Austin was almost able to count five over a 4/4 timing !!
That's shit but also hard to do
I agree that his whole series is just a hoax and in that mindset it's quite funny.

MM.

IIRC, these "tutorials" were on the Sweetwater website. The videos with the studio guy are so pathetic, typical of a used car salesman, I don't think they're a hoax.
OTOH, those by Austin seem to be deliberate, I think he has dynamited the system from the inside.
Anyway, these vids are not on the Sweetwater website anymore...

MartyMart said:

I agree that his whole series is just a hoax and in that mindset it's quite funny.

MM.

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if it is a hoax, then it's done very well. As Leslie Nielsen said, the secret to being funny is to do it with such a straight face.

Too much. Pass the 40 dude.

Here he is talking about Protools being "fat as a pancake"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4QzLOpJ6EE

No problem, man...

Mark

>>> may as well add another one:


It would appear he has more 'head room' than most - as in lots of empty space . . . BOOOM!!! 

This is getting good like Spinal Tap!  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLIhWybVTEQ&feature=relmfu

  guffaw!!!!!!!



    I love that he sounds j-u-s-t a bit like Ozzie . . . . .


  cant be hoax, surely . . . .

strangeandbouncy said:

cant be hoax, surely . . . .

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Can't be for real, surely . . . .

Oh Tad, knowing you exist makes this world even more depressing.

http://www.prosoundandvideo.com/best_equipment.htm

And don't forget to watch his movie trailer...
http://www.prosoundandvideo.com/video.htm

Y'know, it's easy to laugh...
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Laughing feels unfair.  Like laughing at someone with a disability.  When you watch any of these videos more than once, it's just sort of sad.  He's a mess. 

three words:

DR STEVE BRULE

haima said:

three words:

DR STEVE BRULE

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;D ;D  - good one!



http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1205812/dr_steve_brule/

O dear!! 

train wreck.....cant watch.....but cant look away either!!

Mac