Last time i flew to the states from Canada, I was asked taken to some office, having no idea why. Some guy called me to his desk, and turns out I was sent there because i had an apple. It was confiscated...
"Sir, we need to have a word. Now, you do realize that you have attempted to bring contraband into these United States? No? Then what do you call this? Oh, an Apple. Well, how do I know it's an apple. It could be an apple, or a ticking time bomb that will destroy the delicate eco system here. No apple, be it spartan, mcintosh, or gala is allowed into America unless it is an American apple. Bought and paid for with American money after it has arrived from Mexico. I will have to confiscate this item sir, and you'd do well to educate yourself on our regulations, or we may have this talk again."
Or maybe he forgot his lunch.
You guys have proven that Jetstar certainly lives up to it's reputation!. I think I have a couple of slogans:
"No mile high club, we screw you on the ground"
"Our flights are cheap, so we're allowed to suck"
"Because you had no other choice"