...our smuggling background means we are adept at creating undetectable hiding places for small items. I am sure it is not beyond the wit of some drivers to find a hiding place for their sarnies.
Haha

On the truck delays etc.: Since we're only 2 weeks into officially being out, I personally think we should cut some slack and give it time for things to be sorted properly.
To be fair, we've had over 4 years now ourselves to get the infrastructure and manpower in place, but it seems our govt. only started thinking about getting up to speed with this in the last half of 2020. Far too much time spent arguing with itself.
We needed, I believe, 50,000 new customs/revenue men/women and, last I checked, we'd filled 20,000 of those vacancies so far. We also need(ed) new facilities, truck parks etc. so... All in the middle of a pandemic of course.
You'll be fine Ian, just find and re-open one of the old smugglers' tunnels.
Me, being in Manchester? I'll be looking at growing turnips in the garden