I've got two small tattoos that I like to call my "anti-tattoos". I got them in the early 90's just before tattoos were becoming mainstream, but after they had become almost cliche in rock and roll (I think it may have been mandatory to get a pseudo-Maori arm band back then). I have a small smiley face on my big toe. It makes me happy when I am taking a shower, and hopefully it will cheer up the person that has to put a tag on it when I am dead. My old room mate got the same tattoo on her toe with me, so I also think of her when I look at it.
I've also got a black band around my right ring finger. It is purely decorative, and it always makes me smile when I tell people that it doesn't mean anything. For some reason, people who care about tattoos seem to find that rather appalling. If I don't like the way a person is asking me what it means, I'll tell them that it is the Chinese symbol for "circle". A few of them have bought that line without further question.
I've been thinking about getting another tattoo, but I haven't had any good ideas yet. I am thinking about something absurd or arbitrary, like a large black square on my arm, or a porkchop on my ass. I also thought about getting the words "Did you try your other pants?" tattooed on my left forearm for the next time I loose my keys.
-Chris