> how expensive tubes are getting
I recall what tubes cost in my youth, also I was just looking at a 1938 price list.
As far as I can tell, tube prices have kept-up with the price of beer.
> magically make them last forever
Making a beer last forever might be nice....
NEW-Tube prices seem to have risen a little faster than the price of gasoline or beef, a LOT faster than the price of resistors (which dropped 1970-2000), a lot slower than the price of cigarettes, a little slower than the price of cars.
On average, new-tube prices relative to your other expenses and vices have not changed much in decades.
> magically make them last forever
Heater failure is usually not why we discard a tube. Yes, I have heard of brand-new tubes apparently suffering heater failure in the first hour; these were just made bad, nothing you can do. We discard 12AX7 because we throw the amp in/out of the Econoline so hard the little bits loosen up and rattle microphonically. We discard 6L6 because we run 500V to get 50W out of a pair of 360V tubes good for 36W (or, again, because they were made bad). This actually makes sense to professional musicians: maximum racket in the least weight and up-front cost is worth regular re-tubing. Stage-amp tube-costs come to around 10 cents an hour, less than the cost of strings, picks, and shirt-laundry. Less-over-stressed tube applications will have even lower costs, and hopefully higher hourly value.
> really expensive unobtainium tubes (300Bs, 348A's, 45's, 1603's, etc)
Right. If you "must" use an HK257 (large sweet power pentode) in your Champ, you have to fight for the very few ever made 50+ years ago. Like buying a Packard, except you can re-ring and paint-up a Packard, we don't rebuild small bottles.