> I guess it was too much to hope that this would turn into an interesting DSP discussion.
You got that right.
> I could imagine some symbolic laying on of hands by Hartley,.... IMO it would take more than a plane ticket and a back stage pass.
As you say, who is telling the story? Who is supposed to be impressed? And great men don't rest on their reputation, they actively create it. Who flew who is not really critical to the story, just flavor. Between them, Eddie and Hartley and all their staff built a beast so great that it survived their later parting-of-ways, and still enhances both reputations.
> ...I'm still reading about masses, springs, and dashpots.
I was startled to see that dropped-in as if it were new. It is the root fiction of practical engineering on dynamic systems. You can see EVERYTHING as masses, springs, dashpots, and a few other basic-bits. Everything from atoms to universes is built this way (or we can pretend it is, and get useful answers). Even electrons in bottles. Oh, some springs obey Hooke and some obey Newton.... plug-in the formula for whichever "spring" you have.
> In DSP, your atomic units are integrators, delay lines, and multipliers
Well, OK, there are surely several ultimately equivalent ways to skin, slice, and dice the cat. And it varies depending if you want rump-roast, drumsticks, or burgers. This list of "atoms" favors serial streams.
And given that "anything" can be modeled in such terms, you can model a proposed or impractical plan on a sorta-universal machine.
Such a machine, once called Differential Analyzer, currently called DSP or just PC, may be limited or general. For most "interesting" problems they are limited because they can not compute all the springs and masses of interest. Can you model every electron in a tube amp? The computation is much bigger than the thing being computed. The first trick is figuring how few springs/masses we can get away with and still get interesting answers. A related trick is to efficiently organize, simplify, and sequence the computations. (There are practical difficulties with massively parallel computations.)
The Revalver can give an excellent approximation to a 10KHz 13-tube amp, but not very-good real-time approximation on a 1,000,000KHz 100,000,000 transistor computer. You don't build a Pentium to avoid building a DeLuxe or a 5150. But now that the demand for email and Quake and WoW has given us Pentiums at low-low marginal cost, what the heck.
> DSP structures can be built without needing to know about their analog counterparts.
To begin with, the wealth of common-sense experience and rigorous analysis of analog systems is the way to go.
And of course the throwing-off of our analog blinders must be a next step along enlightenment, though one I'm not ready for.
> massively DSP based sound systems (Media Matrix) replacing racks full of black boxes in large installs with virtual gear.
Yeah, that too. Some slick-suit contractor sold the school a PA rack which is one black box with a 400-page manual. Where's the crossover? The limiter? The EQ sliders? Can I get a delay here-here-here....? YES! But not the first time standing on graduation field an hour before showtime. I usta be able to whomp-up a LM324 crossover an hour before show; I'm not eager to re-learn totally GUI virtual sound processing. (But when the installation is FIXED, and non-simple, this GUI/DSP sure could be better. And the school/church market is significant to a rock+roll manufacturer.)
> post-process samples of just about anything (flicking a lampshade, for example) into new and pleasing samples for musical use.
One of the most fascinating and musical things I ever heard from an analog synthesizer studio was the day the synth and most of the other gear was dead. The student who'd booked the time, and was frustrated, picked up a big rubber band and plucked it. He found a cheap portable tape machine, he found a razor, you listen to the result and it is pretty catchy but what the HELL is it???
> stuck on what he's telling me about how to actually implement the thing
Alex Graham Bell knew some about sound and wires. But if you asked him to set up and run Hot Sushi's concert sound system, he'd have to learn and internalize a lot of stuff. We can't even see all the possibilities, let alone intuit them.
> a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic
The Titanic stayed afloat longer than the Ark.