> control arms and wheel bearings are costing me a small fortune. ... Three lights on my panel died last week... A few weeks ago my sunroof started just opening itself
I mentioned I own Ford tools. And I know how to use them. From 1985 to 1992 I drove a 1967 Cougar; 1992 to 2002 a 1979 ThunderBurd. Did all my own work; even mounting tires on rims. (I can do a better job with two sticks than any tire shop and tire-machine I've found.)
The Falcon-chassis PussyCat ate shocks, brakes, and upper A-arms every 20K. The Burd's shocks lasted 95K and the upper-As about 150K, but the front brakes stuck (not wore) every couple years, and I could not keep rear axle bearings more than 50K, tires not even 40K. Doing a brake-job or a camshaft replacement over a weekend got to be routine. The electricals mostly worked, or needed a small hammer, unless it was a rainy Sunday far from home. In the Burd I carried a complete ignition system and starter (it worked: the car went 238,000 miles on the factory starter, while almost every other non-block part had to be replaced).
Got a new 2002 Honda Accord. Put 56K miles on it now. One failure: the light that tells if the cruise control is not-defeated.
> it is such a pain in the ass to get in behind
I pulled the bulb out at the next stoplight. Grab the button and the whole switch comes out, the bulb jammed in the side.
However the NAPA parts store never saw one, and the Honda dealer says they could order one from Yokohama but they never saw one fail.
The switch has two lamps, one just so you can find the switch in the dark. That's not really a problem. There's the cruise-defeat switch and the moonroof switch in that cluster, and I can tell the difference in the dark. I swapped the good bulb into the status indicator hole.
I've changed oil and filters per schedule, and tires because I like Thunderbird balloon tires not Michelyn feel-an-ant hard-rubber. (Last year's BF Goodrich street T/A tires give fabulous grip in the rain; the Michie Energy tires were hydroplaning at 20K miles.)
So in 4 years I've wasted 20 minutes asking for a lamp, an hour getting new tires.
My only real gripe about the Accord (other than the whole thing, for an ex-BlunderBurd owner, that it is just a sleek backward Beetle, not a Real Car) is the clutch. My lawnmower has a better clutch. My brother's 1942 Plymouth has a clutch 10 times better; my '53 GMC and my '61 Willys 8 times better, and even the dratted Falcon's clutch was better than the Honda's. It is fine if the road is clear: you wind it up to 5,000 RPM and slip your foot off (how long can that go on?). But jerking along in traffic is a real pain in the leg.