If your sound is sharp and you want a more analog/warm sound...

[pucho812]

By far the funniest thing I have seen in a while...

 

[Phrazemaster]

I am certain they will tell you about the special, soft cotton, rolled on the thighs of virgins during the moonlight, that surrounds the cable, softening the "sharp" tones.

Additionally, special rubber sourced from the gonads of the Giwawa Tree in South Africa - which is an endangered tree and there are only 40 of them left on the earth - create an "elastic" tone modulation owing to the unique molecular bonds of the rubber. These bonds are only formed in this particular tree, and only during monsoon season, when fireflies illuminate the bark and induce the exciting nano-molecular changes to the structure...

 

[Gold]

They must be at body temperature to work correctly. Don't forget to put them up your bum before using.

 

[iampoor1]

I wonder if they have a cap in the connector to provide some analog "warmth"

 

[Tubetec]

Maybe if you splashed out $2890 on the 10 meter version all the extra cable capacitance may have the desired effect of dulling down the sound 

 

[pucho812]

maybe there is a built in low pass  to cut down the sharp?

 

[Matador]

Maybe you light the cables on fire during mix-down for the "warmth", then you get to spend another $300 bucks on each additional track!