Old Folks Embrace New Technology

[ruffrecords]

Young people have theirs,
now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT- Texting on Toilet

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?


Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
 

Cheers

Ian

 

[Ethan]

DWI- Driving While Incontinent

;D ;D ;D

 

[tv]

Yeah, mann, DWI gives a whole new meaning to the Don't Drink and Drive slogan, haha!

 

[JohnRoberts]

ROFL... Really old farting loudly... ;D

JR

 

[pucho812]

brilliant

 

[sahib]

ZBFS

Zimmer Broke F**** Stranded

 

[alexc]

+1  ;D

 

[shot]

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

Ahahahaha! KILLER!!

 

[grantlack]

These are a riot Ian! Thought I'd take a crack at a few.
NBD- Need Bifocals Dearly
GTFO- Grandpa's Too F'ing Old
BRB- Buying Raisin Bran
IMHO- I Might Have Osteoporosis

 

[Axelerator]

great post !
FBGFTT
feeling better, got faecal transfusion today!

http://gastroenterology.jwatch.org/cgi/content/full/2010/604/4