Totally hilarious (and fake) NAMM Wrap-Up

After sifting through the 50th post about all the new stuff, this one got on my radar.

$2000 empty Neve box.
Virtual Alesis compressor plug ins.
Ripping on the Slate Digital guy.

https://everythingrecording.com/everything-recordings-post-namm-wrap-up/

Absolutely worth the read.

“Engineers today may have never even touched the hardware behind so many demos and local jingles...”

“Did the original sound good? Hell no! But don’t tell these laptop douchebags that.”

“Neve’s newest processor is solely aimed at only the most discerning of professional audio corksniffers, the EB13042 bridges its premium Neutrik inputs and outputs with 4” of Mogami cabling and two overload indicators. “

Great way to start the day. Thanks.