pucho812
Well-known member
I have outlived my pecker by willie nelson.
my nookie days are over
my pilot light is out
what used to be my sex appeal
is now a water spout
Time was when it's on it's own
from my trousers it would spring
but now I've got a full time job
to find the f**king thing
it used to be embarrassing
the way it would behave
for every single morning
it would stand and watch me shave
now as old age approaches
it's given me the blues
to see it hand it's little head
and watch me tie my shoes.
my nookie days are over
my pilot light is out
what used to be my sex appeal
is now a water spout
Time was when it's on it's own
from my trousers it would spring
but now I've got a full time job
to find the f**king thing
it used to be embarrassing
the way it would behave
for every single morning
it would stand and watch me shave
now as old age approaches
it's given me the blues
to see it hand it's little head
and watch me tie my shoes.
