a good mic pls

[micolas]

High Alert!

Posting false information:

https://groupdiy.com/threads/microp...ready-for-realistic-sound.90212/#post-1193426

I request a Moderator to investigate what is really going on. Who/What is behind this account.

 

[KrIVIUM2323]

...boycott is not a bad answer.
Sad but true.

At least the humour of members here brought a smile. I'm thankfull for this.

 

[RoadrunnerOZ]

And, mind you, Roadrunner most probably meant australian dollars!

[wink, wink nudge, nudge]

Yeah cobber we use them here - useless elsewhere not worth much - that $200 was freight to pay the delivery bloke on his $150,000 pushbike - I had to slip him a gold bar to pay for the cable. They’re delivered singly in what looks suspiciously like used single rose presentation boxes spray painted gold along with a certificate of authenticity.

 

[RoadrunnerOZ]

Well, Shoot - that explains EVERYTHING! Tin hats should be rounded - not pointed!

See illustration. James


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Yeah well not everyone can afford the real ones - were just a poor penal colony and we make our own tinfoil - bit behind the times as all stuff is delivered by tall ships.
EBay deliveries are done by this guy:
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1DQKKjE24x/

 

[RoadrunnerOZ]

I suppose y'all gonna say that makes ME a bone head? Huh? Fella? Is that where this is going, punk?

The better the sound the boner the head.
Hmmm….. that doesn’t sound quite right.

 

[pmfalcman]

that $200 was freight to pay

I didn't want to say this out loud. But it smelled like just the freight fee.

I had to slip him a gold bar to pay for the cable.

Just one? Yeah... Cheapskate. As was said before.

 

[RoadrunnerOZ]

I didn't want to say this out loud. But it smelled like just the freight fee.


Just one? Yeah... Cheapskate. As was said before.

Yep. Freight from the US to here costs 10 x more than the item so for the cheaper non boutique non organic varieties you buy more in one go. For the boutique grown in a carbon free environment cables lovingly made to the tune of a Strauss Waltz (choices available for a measly $10K extra) with hand sculpted connectors fitted by naked virgins, it’s not so bad as they cost more than the freight. You only buy one at a time in case there’s an adverse reaction by the cable to the sh**ty commercial sound system as it may get upset and refuse to perform its magic. No cheapskate here. After all if I need two I am paying double the freight!! Paltry.

 

[RoadrunnerOZ]

Here you go - just what you need for your sound system:
https://www.sightandsoundgalleria.c...80crHwXSAE711_EH-CHfEnJbwjB-5ngRoCkIIQAvD_BwE

 

[RoadrunnerOZ]

Only $110,000 for a 3M cable - PAIR! Bargain!!!
Edit: of course thats Australian $$ might be only 10c in USD

 

[pmfalcman]

If they're naked they do not stay virgins for long. High personnel rotation pushes the cost up.
I was married to an Australian once, I'm aware of the joys of costs of ordering from abroad.

As for the shipping costs from US... It hurts not just you.
I had to pass on quite a lot of cheap Polaroid stuff (years ago, when nobody wanted it) for the shipping to Europe was exorbitant.

 

[KrIVIUM2323]

LOL.
It explain it all... as i was blinded by fullmoon didn't noticed there was something going on with the naked virgin turn over!

Damn it! Such a missed opportunity.

Now it's decided: rather than looking for the added frequency that can't be measured and such equalized i will go outside of my cave exploring the world and the miracles happening in there!

Where can i find one of those tin hat? Can it be diy or do i have to buy a bunch of them until i find the most effective one to protect my wonderful way of thinking?

 

[RoadrunnerOZ]

LOL.
It explain it all... as i was blinded by fullmoon didn't noticed there was something going on with the naked virgin turn over!

Damn it! Such a missed opportunity.

Now it's decided: rather than looking for the added frequency that can't be measured and such equalized i will go outside of my cave exploring the world and the miracles happening in there!

Where can i find one of those tin hat? Can it be diy or do i have to buy a bunch of them until i find the most effective one to protect my wonderful way of thinking?

Virgins have been in short supply since the’70s due to Free Love and other licentious usage of the available stock. I guess that’s why those cables are so expensive.
Saw the exact same tin hats in Kmart - they have holes in - I guess for tuning to alien waveforms - and are cunningly renamed “Colander”.
A judicious application of tinfoil (we have lots here - must be the climate and latitude adding susceptibility to alien mind sucking rays requiring it to be readily available) and thus the holes can be retuned to your unique locale.

 

[RoadrunnerOZ]

I was married to an Australian once, I'm aware of the joys of costs of ordering from abroad.

Did your Australian bride come via fedex? Expensive!

 

[KrIVIUM2323]

Thank you so much RoadrunnerOZ!

So if i use tin foils over the holes i can fine tune to my preferences. ( reading this again i'm not sure i should reword it differently given the turn discussion take).

I was sure it was to stop your melted brain to leak because of gravity shift in your southern hemisphere ( yes there is otherwise Coriolis effect wouldn't be there!)... i often wondered how you did to have your feet deeply anchored in ground in those places? With Alien technology help it's easier to get why.

I should take care of my ARP 2500 modular to communicate with invaders during encounters of the fourth kind! Maybe rather a Buchla, it'll be a better translator i'm sure.

 

[RoadrunnerOZ]

Thank you so much RoadrunnerOZ!

So if i use tin foils over the holes i can fine tune to my preferences. ( reading this again i'm not sure i should reword it differently given the turn discussion take).

I was sure it was to stop your melted brain to leak because of gravity shift in your southern hemisphere ( yes there is otherwise Coriolis effect wouldn't be there!)... i often wondered how you did to have your feet deeply anchored in ground in those places? With Alien technology help it's easier to get why.

I should take care of my ARP 2500 modular to communicate with invaders during encounters of the fourth kind! Maybe rather a Buchla, it'll be a better translator i'm sure.

Yes - you have grasped the concept well. I’m sure there’s something that’s added to the shoes here to stop us flying off and yes - apart from fine tuning the foil helps prevent jellied brains from flying out as well - it’s the heat you see.
Also handy to wrap your lunch.

 

[RoadrunnerOZ]

And as proof of alien life down under some friends of mine, Connie and Angus produced this:

 

[papab]

my voice is as amazing as it is,. no need to cut out the mids! And no, I dont think microphones give u the real voice , there is a certain area that is boosted (around 4khz) in ALL microphones!!!! But not shown!
I can hear it, bc i played around with EQ, including the neumanns have this issue. Sry but i dont buy this 'ur voice sounds different than u perceive it'. No definitely not! It's always the same voice. I can hear it especially well when I am in a hall or echoing room like our living room, the louder i speak the louder the echo. And this sound is exactly like my real voice, no change. The bass and everything of my voice is reflected just the way I hear it without the echo when Im in another room. U won't be able to convince me, I;'ve had this conversation before. Keep ur religious belief grounded on 'what u were told' without ever questioning it!
I doubt there is any microphone that shows the real voice. A technology issue.
That frequencyu at 4khz,, itt's some weird sound that makes the sound sound cheap like ur talking through a pipe, when u deboost it on all microphones, u start hearing ur real voice it stops sounding like ur talking into the mic anymore but as if someone next to u is talking

Anmd about the u87, it DOES sounds nasal, i thought that was common knowledge

this has been hashed, rehashed, beaten, burned, dumped, shot, eaten and defecated in so many threads in so many forums.
if you want to know what a flat vocal mic sounds like (most people do not like them for popular music, where the vocal needs to be large, out front and center) but people with honk, such as Peter Cetera use them. Sanken CU41. The Jazz world also likes this mic for its flatness. It just doesn’t sell a lot and that is why few make flat LDC’s when 99% will EQ it in post, which is why most buy the mic with the response they prefer in the first place. Sounds like you have not started that journey.

 

[pmfalcman]

Did your Australian bride come via fedex? Expensive!

I told you so many times: do not take "mail order bride" so literally! They are not mailed in bubble envelopes nor overnighted by FedEx or UPS.

 

[RoadrunnerOZ]

I told you so many times: do not take "mail order bride" so literally! They are not mailed in bubble envelopes nor overnighted by FedEx or UPS.

So I guess my dreams of a mail order empire are suddenly shattered. I have lots of used bubble wrap. I guess I need to look for cardboard boxes with breathing holes and find some people smugglers - they seem to be aplenty off our northern coasts dropping off, maybe they’d take outgoing as well.