MartyMart
Well-known member
A few Doctors were talking about transplants at a convention :
An Israeli doctor says, 'medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for
work in six weeks.
A German doctor says, 'that is nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, and put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks.
A Russian doctor says, 'in my country, medicine is so advanced that we can
take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks.
The TEXAS doctor, not to be outdone says, 'You guys are way behind, we
recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the
White House
for eight years, and now half of AMERICA is looking for work.
:green:
An Israeli doctor says, 'medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for
work in six weeks.
A German doctor says, 'that is nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, and put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks.
A Russian doctor says, 'in my country, medicine is so advanced that we can
take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks.
The TEXAS doctor, not to be outdone says, 'You guys are way behind, we
recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the
White House
for eight years, and now half of AMERICA is looking for work.
:green: