I have found that different declarations have a better time getting through, depending upon country.
China seems to like model numbers.
Miniature Nativity scene worked fine in Germany.
Maybe "cukoo clock".
It sort of depends upon the size of the package what the declaration should say doesn't it?
Inbound to the US any declaration that mentions food is sure to provoke interest, we have a strong agricultural lobby and we are one of the 7 net food exporters of the world. They are all worried about fungus and insects.
If you are sending chocolates to a girl, then perhaps just look at the chocolates and if they have windmills then declare "miniature windmill" or "miniature nativity scene (that assumes there were windmills in Jeruselem, but it is timely and plays on the most populus us religion).
If you are trying to import for business, then you are definitely asking the wrong group, and you need to get in touch with UPS or some logistics company.
I should say that I don't know the risks for "creative" declarations, but trying to understand import export rules is enough to look at the "better to ask forgiveness than permission" approach.