Or better yet, see if you can get that shop in Nashville to sell it for you on consignment. They'll probably ask a couple grand for it and since they like to sell things "Untested As is" there's no need to worry ourselves over such details - just make you some money man . . . .
and yes, I'm being sardonic on that last suggestion, for the most part . . .
The worst crime.
I'd gladly donate to CJ. I'll pull it right now and mail it. Who do I summon? (Newb here)
Hoping to find the exact replacement but if not, I'll bug you nerds for a suitable alternative.