Lazy and messy? It's like I have a twin!
In this case, I was lucky enough to have a good friend with a shop who cut the holes for me. He even cut a nice odd-shaped one for an IEC AC connector, and felt bad when he scuffed the paint on the box, so he gave me an ammo box, and offered to do it again. I told him it was perfect, and offered to buy the ammo box, which he gave me anyway. Nice guy.
Now I'm pondering cutting into that for my dual-capsule throw-together, and know exactly what you are talking about. The only problem I see is the XLR jacks. Most of them seem to call for a .76" hole, which likely could be done easily with a punch. I just looked at punch prices, and decided I'd try to find a local metal shop and see what they might charge to punch two holes.
Almost everything else, I could drill with a good AC-powered drill and some good bits. Bypass the IEC connector, and just use a good old-fashioned cable with strain relief.
Believe me, I've also been scanning used ads for people selling Chinese tube mic PSUs with pattern switches, but so far, no luck.