Well, obviously you get what you paid for... do you want a "Neumann" class quality with a 27 dollars investment? Do you live on Mars?
Gee Whiz, Mr. Biula, I believe you fail to sense the drama, adventure, and, especially, humor in all of this!
But seriously, folks ... Of course, I had low expectations when I ordered them.
In my defense, however, I previously purchased very nice all-metal U87 copycat microphones as donor bodies for as little as $32 and I am extremely pleased with them. I had "hoped" (but not expected) these to be similar. The point is to inform other DIY mic builders about them as many DIY mic builders are looking for good, low cost donor bodies. So, I took one for the team as it were to see if these were any good. Trust me, I went in with my eyes wide open!
Rest assured, I am neither disappointed nor surprised. They will be useful and productive when I finish the project They represent a DIY challenge, not a poor purchase decision.
And, no, I am not from Mars ... and I am glad glad you did not ask if I am from Venus !!!
Happy trails, old man. All in good fun. James