1)
I was repairing a TV and ran out of hands. I was holding some leads in place with my hands and wanted to power it up, so I went for the stripped mains leads with my teeth! I got a couple of millimeters away from doing it, when I realized that it was a really bad idea. I still wake up in a cold sweat over that one.
2)
I was in charge of a crew fabb'ing cables for Skywalker Ranch and we had millions of Elco pins to crimp on a machine. Well, the dies would get some metal built up on them after 30-40 hours of crimping and jam. I'd shown everyone how to fix it, but they were always coming to me to deal with it.
One Friday, at the end of a long week, the machine jammed and I was asked to fix it again. I was tired and a little annoyed, so I tore into the machine and fixed it. In order to test it with the guards off, I had had to hold a switch closed with one hand and operate the foot switch. For some reason, which I can't remember, I was holding a strip if pins in place with the free hand and I proceeded to step on the pedal. I had my foot in motion and realized that this was not going to end well, but it was to late to stop! My brain was saying nooooo and my eyes were watching the punch and die, when I saw the end of my thumb disappear.
Well, I called an end to the work week, and sent everyone down the street to the local pub to line up some scotch for me, while I stuck my thumb in hydrogen peroxide which foamed over into a great bloody mess. It was really gory! Luckily, I missed the bone. It hurt to hold the thumb behind the neck of my bass for about a year and the front of the thumb looked flat for a while longer, but now you can't tell that it was ever injured.
Don't do dangerous sh*t when tired, angry, or frustrated!
Oh, I almost forgot! When I was a little DIY'er of about six, I found my Dad's closet full of Ham radio cables and proceeded to plug them all together and then plug the end that fit in the wall socket right where I thought it ought to go. BLAM go the fuses, sparks fly, and over the knee I went. Don't, whack, you, whack, ever, whack, do that, whack, again, whack, whack. That was my only spanking, ever.