know any jokes?

[JohnRoberts]

Q: What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common?

A: They both suck without cream

I only drink black coffee, and "Layla" (the song) didn't suck, IMO.

JR

 

[pucho812]

I only drink black coffee, and "Layla" (the song) didn't suck, IMO.

JR

I only drink coffee black myself. But Clapton on Layla was Clapton as another band not as a solo artist. I stand by my joke.
punish me as you see fit.

 

[pucho812]

I only drink black coffee, and "Layla" (the song) didn't suck, IMO.

JR

I only drink coffee black myself. But Clapton on Layla was Clapton as another band not as a solo artist. I stand by my joke.
punish me as you see fit.

 

[pucho812]

If liars pants would really catch fire, these debates would be way more interesting.

 

[scott2000]

ah...messing with the greenhorn..always a good time

 

[pucho812]

ah...messing with the greenhorn..always a good timeView attachment 136410

When studio work was done more at commercial studios, used to have the new guys call the gear rental places in l.a. asking to rent nanowebers.

 

[Brian Roth]

My Stepdad worked as an engineer at a Boeing facility at a huge USAF airbase. A new guy hired as a mechanic in one of the hangars would be handed a bucket and told "Go to hanger 7 and bring back some prop wash". Hanger 7 was all the way across the base. There he was told "Don't have any prop wash here...go to hanger 12." The opposite end of the base. Etc etc since all the long-timers were in on the ruse.

Bri

 

[Rob Flinn]

I put on a pair of glasses and saw a guy in a suit of armour.
They were Knight vision glasses.....

 

[JohnRoberts]

I don't want to party like it 1999, I want to buy groceries like it 1999.

JR

 

[pucho812]

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies

 

[pucho812]

Two guys are talking
Guy 1: you should get as excited about going to church as you do a football game

Guy 2: I did that once. They asked me to leave.

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: after the sermon I dumped a cooler of gatoraid on the priest

 

[pucho812]

Where do bad rainbows go?

They go to prism. It’s a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect.

 

[Ó Draighnáin]

Where do bad rainbows go?

They go to prism. It’s a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect.

Oooh, that was pretty clever. If only people were given time to refract.

By the way, in my opinion Derek and the Dominos "Layla" was the exception, not the rule, for Clapton post Cream.

 

[Ó Draighnáin]

A bit of topic (not a joke), but there was this film (on video) going around (years ago) called Supershow. filmed in a warehouse in the late 60s. Anyone seen that? Modern Jazz Quartet, Buddy Guy, Led Zeppelin, Steven Stills, Clapton, Band of Gypsy's drummer (can't remember his name - just looked it up, Buddy Miles) and Glen Campbell, others I can't remember off the top of my head. Clapton looked, let us say, unwell. Buddy Guy was quite the show man.

 

[scott2000]

 

[pucho812]

Two old men are talking at a cafe about their love life. One says to the other I been using viagra and things couldn’t be better. Do you use viagra?
The other guy says the idea of me using viagra is like putting up a brand new flag pool on a condemned building.

 

[scott2000]

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/Ca42pQ5j1jzF6tVw/

 

[scott2000]

 

[Rob Flinn]

A local man who is addicted to brake fluid has said he can stop any time he wants....

 

[scott2000]

A local man who is addicted to brake fluid has said he can stop any time he wants....

reminded me of this