Brian Roth
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I'd say that man was having a sh!tty day.....Well, what if he really was shitting?
Bri
I'd say that man was having a sh!tty day.....Well, what if he really was shitting?
Or as an old engineer friend would say "I shat"...the title would say man shart
I recall hearing a variant on that joke back in the 1950s... instead of a brain transplant, it was an exclusive restaurant making brain stew. The pejorative punchline was an ethnic local minority, but still amusing.A man was in the hospital getting the world’s first brain transplant.
His doctor tells him that because the procedure is new, his insurance will not cover it. So, they are going to go over how much a brain cost.
The doctor says you have 3 options.
For 100 an ounce you get an engineers brain. For 200 an ounce you get a scientists brain. For 1000 an ounce you get a politicians brain.
The man goes what? That’s crazy why would anyone pay that much for a brain.
The doctor replies do you know how many politicians it takes to get a once of brain?
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