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About 71% of the earth is covered by water. None of it is carbonated. Therefore the earth is flat.
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Don’t blame the clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.
An old bull and a young bull are standing atop of a hill, looking down on the valley. In the valley, a small herd of cows.
The young bull yells "Let's run down and get us a cow" to the old one.
The old one replies "No, son, we'll quietly walk down and take all of them".
The young bull yells "Let's run down and get us a cow" to the old one.
The old one replies "No, son, we'll quietly walk down and take all of them".
I dont understand why Liz Truss needed to leave after such a short time and I cant be arsed core drilling down through the medias faecal matter to try and find out . The most worrying aspect is the effect on the power sharing agreement in the North or Ireland .
Anyway , heres a funny political sketch from the TV series Little Britain ,
Anyway , heres a funny political sketch from the TV series Little Britain ,
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Two p.h.d.’s of science are sitting next to one another on a plane. One is cocky and talkative of his exploits in science the other a bit more reserved.
The cocky one then exclaims it will be a long flight let’s play a game. “I ask you a question, if you can’t answer it, you pay me 5 dollars. But if you ask me a question and I can’t answer it, I will pay you 500 dollars.”
The reserved scientist agrees.
The cocky scientist asks a question to the other scientist and he can’t answer it. So out comes the 5 dollars.
The reserved scientist then asks the cocky scientist “what goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4 legs?”
After much thought the cocky scientist pulls out 5 brand new 100 dollar bills and pays the guy.
As they proceed to the next round of questioning the cocky scientist stumped by the question claims “I have to know the answer, what does go up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4”
The reserved scientist pulls out 5 dollars and hands it to the cocky scientist.
The cocky one then exclaims it will be a long flight let’s play a game. “I ask you a question, if you can’t answer it, you pay me 5 dollars. But if you ask me a question and I can’t answer it, I will pay you 500 dollars.”
The reserved scientist agrees.
The cocky scientist asks a question to the other scientist and he can’t answer it. So out comes the 5 dollars.
The reserved scientist then asks the cocky scientist “what goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4 legs?”
After much thought the cocky scientist pulls out 5 brand new 100 dollar bills and pays the guy.
As they proceed to the next round of questioning the cocky scientist stumped by the question claims “I have to know the answer, what does go up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4”
The reserved scientist pulls out 5 dollars and hands it to the cocky scientist.
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ruffrecords
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It is quite simple, she allowed her Chancellor of the Exchequer to implement an unfunded budget without it even being seen by the Office of Budget Responsibility. Just unbelievable and the markets reacted accordingly. The rest was inevitable.
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Ian
It seems unless some kind of stability can be found there might be another election looming large on the horizon ,
and the result might not be so clear cut this time , that could lead to a government with a small majority thats not particularly effective .
Were facing a sisemic shift at the next election here in Ireland , were heading into uncharted waters , Sinn Fein are the most popular party in the country now , but they have zero experience running the show . For the last 100 years or so the republican movement were happy to stay in the backround and use subterfuge and coersion against the other parties , as a result none of the other main parties will share power with them . If the Sinn Fein do get in they might not end up with an outright majority so they will need to form some sort of coalition or alliance with independants and the other smaller parties for it to get out of the starting blocks .
The rocky road to Dublin ,whack follol the ra
and the result might not be so clear cut this time , that could lead to a government with a small majority thats not particularly effective .
Were facing a sisemic shift at the next election here in Ireland , were heading into uncharted waters , Sinn Fein are the most popular party in the country now , but they have zero experience running the show . For the last 100 years or so the republican movement were happy to stay in the backround and use subterfuge and coersion against the other parties , as a result none of the other main parties will share power with them . If the Sinn Fein do get in they might not end up with an outright majority so they will need to form some sort of coalition or alliance with independants and the other smaller parties for it to get out of the starting blocks .
The rocky road to Dublin ,whack follol the ra
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Most of Europe is in political turmoil right now. Italy has just got its first right wing President for decades and Le Penn is making serious inroads in France. Things in the UK are a little more settled now that Rishi Sunak will be PM from tomorrow. At least he will not upset the markets.
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Ian
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Ian
A trillionaire coming to power ,
The youngest prime minister in 200 years ,
It all seems such a flip flop from the Borris show with his Churchillesque turn of phrase ,
What on earth is going on with the Tory party ,
Is the swearing in ceremony for public consumption , or will it so sombre as to have been taken from public view ,
In any case , Sunak looks very statesmans like , ambassador you truely have us spoiled
The youngest prime minister in 200 years ,
It all seems such a flip flop from the Borris show with his Churchillesque turn of phrase ,
What on earth is going on with the Tory party ,
Is the swearing in ceremony for public consumption , or will it so sombre as to have been taken from public view ,
In any case , Sunak looks very statesmans like , ambassador you truely have us spoiled
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Jeffery Dahmer’s baloney really did have a first name.
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Most of Europe is in political turmoil right now. Italy has just got its first right wing President for decades and Le Penn is making serious inroads in France. Things in the UK are a little more settled now that Rishi Sunak will be PM from tomorrow. At least he will not upset the markets.
Cheers
Ian
And secondly the remainers, or remoaners as they are called, still want to reverse Brexit and will take any opportunity to scupper the current leadership, especially Boris who basically won a second Brexit vote at the last general election. Which is really another reason they wanted rid of him. The partygate rubbish was just an overhyped excuse to oust him.
Nobody in the UK is happy with any of this except perhaps Rishi. At least he won't dick aroind with the economy.
Cheers
Ian
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Ian
Two things are going on. First many are afraid of popular politicians, It's a bit of an oxymoron really. But Boris is very popular with the voters. In a poll of Tory party members, who you will remember had to choose between Rishi and Liz last time, the majority said they really wanted Boris.
And secondly the remainers, or remoaners as they are called, still want to reverse Brexit and will take any opportunity to scupper the current leadership, especially Boris who basically won a second Brexit vote at the last general election. Which is really another reason they wanted rid of him. The partygate rubbish was just an overhyped excuse to oust him.
Nobody in the UK is happy with any of this except perhaps Rishi. At least he won't dick aroind with the economy.
Cheers
Ian
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I made a risotto this evening with mushrooms I forged for locally. Not only was it delicious, but a welsh Choir of purple elephants sang the whole bat out of hell album Accompanied By a light show.
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My dog got out and ran about town. I went looking for him but I couldn’t find him. Disappointed I told my wife and she insisted I look harder.
I went and shaved me head, got some tattoos and am walking carrying a baseball bat but I still can’t find the dog.
I went and shaved me head, got some tattoos and am walking carrying a baseball bat but I still can’t find the dog.
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A bus loaded with politicians was driving on a country road when suddenly the bus went off the road and ran into old Pete’s barn. It was a terrible accident. Old Pete seeing the accident got off his tractor and went to investigate the carnage which was considerable.
After some thought there was no other option but to dig a large hole and bury the politicians.
A few days later the local sheriff came out and saw the accident and asked old Pete what happened to the politicians.
Pete told the sheriff he had buried them as they were dead.
“Well good lord ” said the Sheriff, “ were they all dead?” Old Pete replied “well some said they were not, but you know you never can trust a politician”
After some thought there was no other option but to dig a large hole and bury the politicians.
A few days later the local sheriff came out and saw the accident and asked old Pete what happened to the politicians.
Pete told the sheriff he had buried them as they were dead.
“Well good lord ” said the Sheriff, “ were they all dead?” Old Pete replied “well some said they were not, but you know you never can trust a politician”
Probably one for the older Brits on the forum due to context....
Did you here that Ford are bringing out a new car. It's called the "pubic" & it's made out of a load of Corsairs.
Did you here that Ford are bringing out a new car. It's called the "pubic" & it's made out of a load of Corsairs.
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